Do you know how hard it is to find a good man? I'm not talking about some man who acts like a child, but a real man. A man who will keep a job and do things around the house. Chances are, you know how hard it is to find a good man.

I have all but given up on finding Mr. Right. I don't even think such a man exists. If he does, he sure in the hell doesn't live around here. No, no where near here to be exact. All the men around here claim to be studs, but they end up being duds.

While this story isn't exactly sexy, I'm sure all you women out there know exactly what I am talking about. Go ahead, laugh at what happened to me. I know deep down inside, you have had the same thing happen to you. The only difference is, I'm willing to talk about what happened to me.

One of my friends called me and asked if I would like to go out for some drinks. Being that I am single, I figured why not? What else was I going to do? Sit around and watch TV? That isn't much of a life for a horny woman. I told her that I would love to go out and have a few drinks.

This is something I love about going out for drinks. All you women know exactly what I am talking about too. All I have to do is buy one drink. Hell, I can even just ask for a free ice water. Before long, men will be asking to buy me drinks like crazy. I can get shit faced and not have to spend a fortune. Have you recently seen how much these bars charge for drinks? It can eat up your whole paycheck in no time. But, it doesn't eat a hole in my purse. No way, I let all of these dumb ass looser men buy me drinks. Why not? They would be buying some other woman a drink!

"Are you ready to go?" A voice said through the door.

"Don't you know how to knock?" I said while running to the door. "I thought you would be outside." Sherry said.

"It's too damn hot out there. I don't want to ruin my makeup." I said closing the door behind me.

Sherry is a nice girl, but don't get in her way when she is drunk. Also, don't let her get anywhere near a car. She will think nothing of driving a car while drunk. Believe me, I've seen her drive while drunk and it isn't a pretty sight. Luckily, her brother was driving us all down to the bar. It was a relief just knowing that she wasn't planning on driving home after drinking at the bar.

"Where does that girl live?" Sherry's brother asked.

"What girl?" Sherry asked.

"The one we were supposed to pick up." He said.

"She lives over by that little store and Third street. Just drop me off there and I will get her." Sherry said.

Sherry's brother pulled into the little store. I have been to this place a hundred times and for the life of me I can't think of what it's called. It used to be called Tom's Corner Store, but someone bought it and changed the name. Oh well, I'm sure you guys don't care anyway.

Shelly came back to the car with Debra. I thought they were never going to come out of the house. They must have been in there for at least twenty minutes.

"Hello there." Shelly's brother said to Debra.

"Don't you get any fucking ideas. She doesn't want you." Shelly scolded her brother.

"With a rack that nice, I had to say something." He laughed.

"You fucking pig. All you men are alike." Shelly yelled.

"I call them as I see them." He kidded.

"He has a point, I mean I do have nice tits." Debra joked.

"Not as nice as mine." Shelly said pulling down her shirt.

"Come on sis, I don't want to see your tits." Shelly's brother screamed.

"I thought you loved tits? Mine are just as nice as hers." Shelly said laughing.

"It's not the same when looking at my sister's chest." He said shaking his head.

"No, it's not the same. You will feel guilty about jacking off about my tits later on." Shelly said punching his arm.

"How in the hell I ended up with such a sick sister, I have no idea." He said shaking his head.

We got to the bar and he let us out. Shelly's brother said he would be home if any of us needed a ride from the bar. I don't know, but I felt like he was up to something. Like he was trying to send a signal that if we wanted to have sex, all we had to do is ask.

I like Shelly, so don't take this the wrong way. I didn't like how she played with her tits in front of her brother. It seemed too weird for me. I don't know why anyone would want to do such a thing. That just freaks me out!

We walked in and the first thing I noticed was the cigarette smoke. Since I quit smoking, I notice cigarette smoke more. It seems like I can smell it a mile away. The place was flooded with smelly cigarette smoke. If I wasn't with these two, I would have turned back around. I like to have fun like everyone else, but I don't like having to breathe in cigarette smoke.

We sat down and each of us ordered a rum and Coke. I sipped on my drink while Debra knocked several down. She probably drank three or four drinks before I had my first one. I don't know why she was drinking so heavily. But, some guy was paying for all of them. She probably figured she would get as many drinks out of his as she could. That way she can catch a buzz and search for the next guy that will buy her a drink.

I finished my drink and a man came up to me. He must have been waiting for me to finish my drink.

"Hello." He said as he sat next to me.

"Hello." I said back to him.

"My name is Eric." He said smiling.

"My name is Tabitha." I said looking at him.

He was actually kind of cute. He had short dark black hair that was slicked back. He had whiskers on his face, each one of them looked perfectly trimmed. It wasn't a beard, but just whiskers. I could tell that he had trimmed them to look this way.

Eric's eyes were soft blue and his lips were red. When he spoke, we curled his upper lip showing off his perfect white teeth.

"Can I get you something to drink?" He asked.

"Sure, I'll have a rum and Coke." I replied.

Since we were sitting at the counter, all we had to do is tell the bartender what we wanted. The bartender handed us our drinks and went on with his business. The bartender looked like maybe he had a few too many drinks. His eyes were glossy and he staggered slightly as he walked around behind the counter. Then again, he might have just injured himself or something. I don't want to accuse someone of being drunk at work if they really weren't.

"You come here often?" Eric asked.

"I come here once every few months." I said after taking a sip of my drink.

"I don't come here much either. All I do is work and sleep." Eric said.

"What do you do?" I asked.

"I work construction. We are building that new drug store uptown." He said.

Okay, I'll cut to the funny stuff. I don't want to bore you too much. Yeah, he was good looking and had a good job. When he told me he did construction, I took another look at his body. His body was tight! He wasn't a body builder, but he looked good.

After about ten drinks, I asked him if he would like to come back to my house. I was so drunk, that I would have probably fuck anything. I don't want to sound slutty, but I'm sure you know how it is. I haven't had a man in my life in so long. I am so drunk that I don't care about anything, I just want to have sex and be in the arms of a man. A woman needs such things from time to time. I guess it took me getting drunk to realize this again.

We called a taxi and we went back to my place. Before we left the bar, he got a six pack of beer so we would have something to drink. We drank a few bottles of beer and was totally shit faced. I haven't been drunk like this in years.

I sat him down on the couch and I asked him if he would like a blow job. He said he would love one. I got on my knees, well, I actually stumbled to my knees. I was too drunk to be able to find my way down.

I un zipped his pants and pulled them down to his ankles. Eric was wearing tight white briefs. I hadn't seen underwear like this in years. I hate this kind of underwear. I also hate it when men don't wipe their asses and get shit stains in the back of the underwear. That is so fucking gross.

I pulled down his underwear to find a limp dick. I was so shocked to see that it wasn't even aroused the slightest. It actually looked kind of small, like maybe he just got out of a pool or something. I put my hand around his cock and started to stroke on it. Much to my surprise, he still wasn't getting hard.

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