"What are you doing?" Alex asked.

"I'm rolling a joint." I said.

"You aren't rolling it right." Alex said.

Maybe he was right, I was high as fuck. All I knew was, I wanted to get this pot in my lungs. I felt the need to get higher. I don't smoke pot often, but when I do, I really like to get high. Getting high is so fun, but like I said I don't do it often. The last thing I want to do is end up like those homeless people. You know the ones that look stoned and smell like dry piss.

"If you try to lick it, all the pot will fall out." Alex said.

I was rolling the joint over top a plate. I used the plate to break the pot up so I could roll it. As I licked the paper, the pot fell all over the plate.

"Let me roll it." Alex said as he took the plate away from me.

I know that Alex was high, just as high as I was. But, he didn't have any problem rolling the joint. In fact, he rolled it perfectly.

"The final touch." Alex said as he twisted one end of the joint.

The joint was perfect, from end to end. It looked like a real cigarette, but with one of the ends twisted.

"It is bad manners for a man to light a joint." Alex said as he handed me the joint and a lighter.

I have never understood why some men won't light a joint when there are women around. It seems a little sexist to me. But, I don't say anything. At least I know that when I get the first hit, I will get a hit. That comes in handy when I got to parties and I may never get to puff off the joint again.

I took a long puff and I held the smoke inside my lungs. I know this really doesn't make you higher, but it is kind of neat. I like waiting until I feel the buzz until I let the smoke out. At least I get to feel a little of it before I exhale.

"That's some good shit." I said as I passed the joint to Alex.

He took a long puff and blew the smoke out right away. He coughed for a few seconds and then smiled. I knew that he was getting as high as I was. Which if that was true, he was high as fuck. We have been sitting here smoking pot for at least an hour or two. I don't remember how long it had been. All I know is, I was pretty fucked up.

"Pass that thing over here." I said as he stared at the wall.

You know when a person is high and the pot is good, when they forget to pass the joint. You know when both of you are high, when both of you forget that you were smoking pot.

"I'm really fucking high." Alex said as he watched me smoke the joint.

By this time, the joint was all gone. There was a little bit left, but we were way too high to smoke the rest of it. We put the little piece of joint on the plate that was used to roll it on. Alex went to my kitchen and got us some snacks. I turned on the TV and watched cartoons. Have you ever noticed how funny cartoons are when you are high? I mean, they are so fucking funny.

I was so high, the potato chips tasted great. The salt made me want to keep drinking water. It was either that or it was the pot. Sometimes when I get really high, my mouth gets really dry. I don't know why that is.

I then heard a knock on the door. I was too stoned to get up. I looked over at Alex and he just smiled.

"I'm too high to get the door." Alex giggled.

"Me too." I said laughing.

"Come on in." I yelled.

It was my friend Matt. He had a huge smile on his face.

"I can tell you were smoking pot in here." Matt said as he sat next to me.

"How can you tell? Was it all of the snacks we are eating? Or maybe it was the cartoons on the TV?" I said laughing.

"If I roll a joint, will you roll one too?" Matt asked.

I looked down at my plate and I seen that there was more than enough pot left on it to roll a joint. There was probably enough to roll at least three joints.

"Sure, just roll it all in one joint." I said handing him the plate.

"Too high to roll a joint?" Matt asked.

"You know it." I said as I shoved potato chips into my mouth.

Matt is the kind of guy that rolls his joints slowly. He makes sure that all of the seeds and stems are out of the pot. Me, I don't care if there is a seed in my joint from time to time. Just as long as the whole thing isn't full of seeds.

"Ladies first." Matt said as he handed me the joint.

The joint was fucking huge. He must have used more of both of our pot than I expected. I could tell that there was a lot of his pot in the joint, because of the way it tasted. His smelled like pine needles.

"Some good shit have on that plate." Matt said as he blew smoke out of his mouth.

"You don't need to tell me that." I said right before I took another puff off of the joint.

We smoked the fat joint and Alex looked like he was going to pass out. I didn't know what to do, all I could do is laugh at him. This pot must be the happy kind. All I could do is laugh. Fuck, was I ever high!

Sometimes when I get high, I get really horny. I mean I have to get really fucking high for it to make me horny. Let me tell you, I was really fucking high.

"Who wants me to smoke their dick?" I asked.

"Do you smoke dick like you smoked that joint?" Matt asked.

"Why don't you find out?" I said smiling.

Much to my surprise, Matt pulled down his pants. His pubic hair was dark and full. It didn't look like he trimmed his pubic hair one bit. That was okay, because I was really fucking high.

"You are going to suck his cock?" Alex asked.

I didn't know what to say. I was actually feeling a little shy. I know men can just whip out their dicks whenever they want, but it isn't that easy for a woman. We need to be worked up. We need to be turned on and feeling horny. But since I was so high that I was horny, I was already there.

"I sure am." I said as I put my mouth around his dick.

"It isn't polite to talk with your mouth full." Matt said laughing.

I actually felt kind of weird sucking cock in front of Alex. Not to mention sucking Matt's cock. We have been friends for so long. I was actually hoping that this wouldn't hurt our friendship. Oh, who am I fooling? I just wanted to suck his dick. Sure I was thinking about our friendship, but only for a few seconds.

I looked over at Alex and I could see his dick getting hard. He was wearing shorts and the crotch was raised. I wanted to say something, but I was enjoying sucking dick too much.

"Can I join in?" Alex asked.

"Sure." I said quickly as I returned to sucking Matt's hard dick.

I didn't know what else to say. I was so high, that I figured that we all should have some fun. Why not? You only get to live once in your life. You can't have any fun while you are dead and in the ground. Then, the best thing you can hope for is a day where bugs don't eat your brains.

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