Every one of you ladies will know exactly what I am talking about. We always get horny when it comes that time of the month. You know, our bloody friend. The friend that we wish that would never come back again.

I get horny when I am on my period. I mean really fucking horny. I can't help myself. The only thing that helps me get through it, is a man. I know men don't like to go down there during that time of the month, but that is when I need it the most. I always tell my men that if they fuck me while I am on my period, I'll give them some extra blow jobs. Men always like to get their dick sucked when they wake up in the morning.

This is a true story. I was dating this guy named Rob. Rob was my boyfriend for about two years. We broke up a few years ago. He got a new job and moved away.

Keep in mind, this is a true story. You can't make stuff like this up!

Rob and I had a date planned. We were going down to my favorite bar to get drunk. I know I shouldn't do it, but sometimes I get drunk when I am on my period. It seems to help the cramps. But, my head cramps the next day if I drink too much! I don't know which is worse.

I will now just tell the story. I know I promised before, but I had to say that about getting drunk. I don't know why, but I had to tell you.

"I need to go grab a pack of smokes." I said as I went through my purse.

"You don't have any cigarettes?" Rob asked.

"I have four cigarettes. That isn't enough for the whole night." I said as I lit one of the four cigarettes.

"Where do you want to go to get a pack?" He asked.

"Just any gas station is fine." I said.

We stopped at a gas station that is about half way between the bar and my house.

"I'm going to let you go in and get them." I said as I puffed on my cigarettes.

"You want light one hundreds? Is that the kind you smoke." Rob asked.

"Yes. Just one pack is fine." I replied.
"I'm going to get a couple of packs for myself while I am in there." Rob said as he got out of the car.

If there was on thing I hated about Rob, it was that he always ran into someone he knew. I'm not saying it's bad to have friends, but it's not like that. He would run into them and talk to them for ever. I mean, he was in that gas station for at least twenty minutes talking to some guy. I didn't even know who the guy was!

Rob came out of the store with his cigarettes but not mine. I asked him where mine were, he said that he forgot to get them. It pissed me off when he did stuff like that. He would spend all that time talking to that guy, but forget all about me. Maybe I'm a little bitchy, but I like to have my man's attention.

Rob got my cigarettes and we went off to the bar. As we got to the bar, I thought of something.

"If we are going to get drunk, how are you going to drive home?" I asked.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

"If we get really drunk. You can't drive us home." I said.

"Fuck! I never thought of that." Rob said as he pounded his fist on the steering wheel.

"I will drop you off, then take the car home. I'll call Carl and see if he can drop me off at the bar. I'll buy him a six pack at the gas station or get him something for taking me." Rob said as he lit a cigarette.

"Sounds good honey. Please, don't spend all night talking to Carl." I warned Rob.

I know Rob and I know how he acts. He would probably leave me at the bar all night and come when they are going to close. I know Rob, trust me, I know him.

"If I get him a six pack of beer, he will want to go straight home and drink it." Rob said.

"You get him a six pack then. I want you with me!" I said as I kissed him on the cheek.

Rob dropped me off and I went inside the bar. I don't know why, but when I go into a bar I always light a cigarette. I think it is because I want to smoke when I see all that smoke. I ordered a Martini and I found a booth to sit in. I didn't want to sit at the counter, because I didn't want to get hit on by men. If I was single, that would be okay. Some men don't mind their girlfriend's to flirt a little. But Rob, he hated it when I flirted with men. One time he threatened to beat a guy up who I was flirting with.

I smoked my cigarette and drank my Martini. It was a fairly good Martini, it was mixed properly and didn't taste watered down. Sometimes the ice in those shakers makes the drink taste too weak. But, this one was just right.

I don't know if I wanted to chain smoke because I was in the bar or if it was because of PMS. When I am on my period, all I do is smoke. I even fall asleep at night with a cigarette in the ashtray. I never hold the cigarette in bed, I always put it in the ashtray after I take a puff on it. That way, if I fall asleep I don't catch anything on fire.

I noticed a call coming through on my cell phone.

"Hello." I said into the phone.

"It's me Rob. Carl is at the gas station getting a six pack now. I will be there in about ten minutes." Rob said.

"Okay honey, I'll see you then." I said right before I hung up the phone.

Some bald guy asked me if I would like him to buy me a drink. I couldn't help but stare at his shiny head. How in the world do these guys' heads get so shiny? It looked like he had to buff it or something. I told him no, I haven't even finished this drink. He said that he would get me one after I was done with this one. I then told the guy that I didn't want him to buy me a drink. I said it kind of mean, I think he got the drift. He knew that I didn't want him around.

Rob came in and I waved him over to the booth. We then went to the counter and sat there. I like sitting there because I don't like to have to walk to get my drinks. I know that sounds lazy, but I have cramps really bad. Rob would have carried my drinks to me, but I also like to talk to the people around the counter. A lot of those guys are really shit faced and fun to talk to.

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