I have a strange story to tell. Most people think I am a little crazy, or slutty, but I don't. I don't think of myself as a slut one bit. In fact, I think of myself as a smart woman. A woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go get it. If I was a man, I would be cheered and had good words said about me.

What am I talking about? Well, I live with two men. I have two boyfriends. I know, deep down inside it is your dream. All women really want to be loved by more than one man. Admit it, the more men that drool over you, the happier you are. Why do you dress sexy and go out drinking? Because you know men will go crazy over you. You read that right, I said men not a man. You want several men to drool over you and pay attention to you. The only difference for me is, I live with these guys.

I will probably blow your mind again. Both guys sleep in the same bed with me. No, they aren't gay. They don't even like to look at each other naked. I'm not into those butt fucking types of men. Believe me, I want to be the only queen in the house. If you know what I mean.

I like big strong guys. The kind of guys who lift stuff for you when you need something lifted. You know, like when you need to have the couch moved or the refrigerator moved. Both of them work out every day of the week. If they didn't, they wouldn't be my men.

Why is it that a man can be critical of a woman's body? If you are fat, they might call you a fat cow. If your tits sag, they might make fun of them. Why can't we do it to men? Why can't I choose men who take care of themselves? If it is okay for a man to want the same, it certainly is for me as a woman. I'll never understand how a man can be fat and bald, but yet his woman has to be thin and well kept.

I've got a couple of stories to tell you. So, I'll stop ranting and I'll get to the stories. After all, I know that is why you are reading this.

This first story takes place in the morning. It was on a weekend, I don't remember what day. Both my men woke up and wanted to fuck.

The problem is, I only have one hole. I don't like to go the back door. If you know what I mean. So, I decided who I would let fuck me and who would get their dick sucked. It wasn't too hard of a decision, because Zack loves my blow jobs.

I got on all fours and Chip got behind me while Zack was in front of me. I get fucked like this all the time. So, it's nothing new to me. I'm sure there are plenty of women out there reading with with drool going down their chin.

How could a woman not like having three ways all the time? Admit it, you know you want to do it too!
"This is my kind of breakfast." Chip said as he fucked me.

"I hope you two will give me a nice big protein shake for breakfast." I joked.

I'm the kind of woman who is dirty. I know we aren't supposed to be like that, but what the hell. You only live once. Why not enjoy life? I know that most of you women think the way I do. The only difference is, I am honest and up front about it. Nothing wrong with that.

Chip was really nailing my pussy good. I love it when he fucks me like this. Chip seems to like to fuck good and hard in the morning. Zack on the other hand, he likes to fuck me good and hard in the evening. It is strange how two men can be so different. I don't mind, I like getting it once in the morning and once at night.

"Baby, you want me to give you a protein shake?" Chip asked.

I should tell you that when we say protein shake, we really mean cuming in my mouth. It's protein and it tastes good. Maybe not the same as a milk shake, but to me it is better than a milk shake. Low fat and low cal, I'll take semen any day over a milk shake!

"You know I do baby." I said as I jerked his cock.

I went back down on him. I sucked his dick really good, so he would cum a lot in my mouth. Zack certainly did that, I must say. He came so much in my mouth, that it actually dribbled down my chin! That's what I call a lot of cum!

"You want me to be next?" Chip said as he fucked me.

Sometimes in the morning, the guys just like to do quickies. You know, where they both get off. That means that I won't be getting off. But, I get myself worked up and use my old trusty vibrator. Sometimes I rather make myself cum. This was one of those mornings.

"Sure baby. Come over here and cum in my mouth." I said.

Chip stopped fucking me and went around to my mouth. I sucked his dick until he came. Chip didn't cum as much as Zack did. Actually, Chip just shot a little wad. That is how it normally is. Zack is the big shooter in the house. That is okay, sometimes I don't feel like getting a big load anyway.

"I'm going to go fix breakfast. Anything special for you today?" Chip asked.

"Make me an omelet. I'll be down in a little bit to eat it." I said.

"Oh, you are going to play with yourself?" Chip asked with a smile.

"You know me honey. See you later when I come down to eat." I said.

After they left, I played with myself. I didn't want to do it while they were in the room because I didn't want distracted. I have no problems playing with myself with them around. I just don't want to be bothered. Sometimes they distract me and that gets on my nerves. That only happens if I want to cum really bad and I want to make sure it feels really good.

Okay, this takes place in the evening. Actually, right before we all go to bed. So, enjoy!

"Are you ready for the lights to be turned out?" Chip asked.

"Wait a minute. I need to take off my slippers." I said as I got in bed.

"What time do you need to get up in the morning?" Chip asked Zack.

"Call me at eight o'clock." Zack said as he got into bed.

"Why so early?" Chip asked.

"I need to go into work early. I need to take care of some paper work." Zack replied.

"What about you?" Chip asked me.

"Call me at nine o'clock. Sorry Zack, but I need my beauty sleep." I said as I got into bed.

"Lights out." Zack said as he got comfortable in bed.

This is usually where we talk a little bit. We talk about all kinds of things. Sometimes it gets dirty, some times we just talk about what happened during the day. I know it sounds boring, but I'm sure all you women do the same thing.

I won't bore you and give you all the details of what we talked about. We talked about who was going to mow the lawn and what bills need to be paid. That sure is exciting?!

"Who's finger is in my pussy?" I asked.

Out of the blue, I felt a finger in my pussy. It felt good, but I wanted to know who's hand it was.

"It's mine." Chip said.

"Oh, where are you Zack?" I asked.

"I'm right over here. Why do you ask?" Zack asked.

"I know you like to fuck at night." I said.

"Are you saying you want me to fuck you?" Zack asked.

"If you want to, I want you to." I said.

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