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"What is your favorite part of giving a blow job?"
I asked Keri.
"Well, I like it when the guy puts his hand on the
back of my head." Keri said with a smile.
"What about you Kim?" I asked.
"I like playing with a guys balls. I like sucking
on them and rubbing them with my fingers." Kim said.
"The real question is, what do you like about giving
a blow job?" Keri asked giggling.
"I love it when a guy comes in my mouth. I love the
taste of warm semen." I said licking my lips.
"You girls are so dirty." Tom said as he listened
to with amazement.
"Haven't you ever wondered what girls talk about?"
I asked.
"Well, yeah I have." He said.
"Well, now you know." I said.
"Can I ask you girls a question?" Tom asked.
"I don't know if we will want to answer this one.
But, go ahead." Keri said as he tried to hold back laughter.
"I know how you guys think. You are perverts."
I laughed.
"What is the worst place you got your period?"
Tom asked.
Just to let you know, I will fill you in on what is going
on. I am a college student as is everyone else here. We are on spring
break and decided to stay at school instead of going back home. I have
no reason to go back home, though I might go for a day or two. "I
will go first. My worst period story happened when I was in gym class.
I was wearing white shorts and a white shirt. I looked down and there
was a big red spot on my crotch. I guess everyone else saw it but me.
By the time I noticed it, everyone was whispering to each other about
it. I ran into the locker room and cried. I was so ashamed." Kim
said.
"No way. Is that real?" Tom asked laughing.
"Yes, its 100% real." Kim said.
"Okay, I will go next. I was making out with a guy
and things started to get really fucking steamy." I said with a smile.
"Oh, this isn't going to be good." Keri laughed.
"Let me finish. We were kissing and feeling each other
up. The guy stuck his hand in my panties to play with my pussy and his
hand got bloody. He looked at his hand and almost fainted. He was as white
as a ghost." I said trying to hold back my laughter.
"What happened after that?" Tom asked.
"He went home and I didn't hear from him for a whole
week." I said bursting out laughing.
"I'm glad I don't have a period." Tom said laughing.
"You think that is bad? Listen to my story."
Keri paused.
"I was over at my boyfriends house and they were having
a BBQ. We ate so much food, that I had to lay down. So, I laid down on
a lawn chair. I was wearing shorts, but not panties. I hate wearing panties
when I am wearing shorts." Keri stopped as Tom interrupted her.
"My kind of woman." Tom snickered.
"So, I was laying on the lawn chair and I ended up
falling asleep. I was woken up by a dog in my lap. The dog had it's mouth
inside the leg of my shorts and was trying to pull out my tampon. Eventually
he had part of it out and the string was hanging out the leg of my shorts.
Everyone was watching him trying to get my tampon out, but they weren't
doing anything." Keri said laughing. "Is
this a real story?" Tom asked.
"Yes. You want to know the funniest part of it?"
I asked.
"Sure." Tom said.
"The dog's nose was bloody and was pressing it against
everyone. My blood was all over the people who came over to eat."
Keri said as she burst out laughing.
"I can't believe these stories." Tom said as
he laughed out loud.
"Would everyone like some popcorn to snack on?"
I asked. Everyone said that they would love some popcorn to snack
on. So, I went into the kitchen and got everything ready. Back at home
we have one of those popcorn poppers. All you have to do is add the oil
and the popcorn and it does the work for you. I don't have one of those,
so I have to make it on top of the stove.
I put some oil in a pan and put the popcorn in next. I
turned the heat up and I moved the pan back and forth. I actually only
learned how to make popcorn not too long ago. Keri taught me how to do
it. Now, I eat popcorn instead of other kinds of snacks. I was eating
too many chips and cookies. I am afraid that if I eat that stuff too often,
it will make my ass fat. I could eat a million candy bars and it will
go straight to my ass. I know when some women gain weight, their boobs
get bigger too. Not mine, they never get bigger. Why gain weight if my
boobs won't grow? I know that sounds silly, but that is how I look at
it.
I melted some butter and poured over top the popcorn. I
saved some for me that I didn't put butter on. I figured that they would
want it with butter. I know that Tom doesn't give a fuck about his figure.
Men can eat whatever they want and not gain one pound. I should have put
extra butter on his just to wish that he gained some weight.
I took out the popcorn and went back to get some drinks.
I had a twelve pack of diet lemon lime soda pop. It was this stuff I got
at the store for real cheap. It was on sale or something like that. I
have never heard of the brand, but it isn't bad soda pop. At least it
doesn't have any caffeine in it, I hate soda pop that has that stuff in
it.
"You missed a good conversation." Tom said as
I handed him a bowl of popcorn.
"I'm not sure if I want to know what it was about."
I said laughing.
"Keri was telling us about the time her boyfriend
shot cum in her eye." Tom said laughing so hard he almost spilled
his popcorn. 
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A Birthday to Remember
After having a little party
with her friends and family, she planned a little action.
She wanted to have sex with a well hung escort. This
is one birthday party that you won't forget for a long
time!
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Back Seat Fun
A woman meets a long lost
friend. He admits that he used to have feelings for
her. They pick up something to eat and end up fucking
in the back seat of his car.
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Blow Job While Driving
Steve says that he is horny
while they are driving down the road. She asks if he
has ever received a blow job while driving. She sucks
his dick while driving down the road!
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A Strange Day
A lady gets her purse stolen
by a man and a police officer catches him. Not only
does she tell him a thing or two, but she lets him have
it. She goes shopping and fucks herself with a cucumber.
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