It was our six month anniversary. Me and my boyfriend Alex were going to celebrate big time. He said he was going to take me out for dinner and everything. I was so happy I couldn't believe it. I don't get out much as you can see. So any time I can get out of the house, it is one hell of a treat for me.

Alex picked me up at my house. I was wearing a sexy white button down dress shirt. I made sure that I had just enough buttons loose so he could see my cleavage. Alex is a breast man. He doesn't hid it one bit. He says I have a nice pair of tits. Sometimes I tell him that he would think any pair were nice, as long as they were attached to someone breathing. But, he tells me he is in love with my tits. What can a girl say? I don't understand it.

"Where are we going to eat?" I asked.

"Do you know that little place over in Rolland?" He asked.

"You mean that seafood place?" I asked back.

"Yeah, the place that advertises the best lobster in the state." Alex said looking over at me.

"I've heard of that place." I said.

"Have you ever been there?" He asked.

"No. I hear it is expensive." I said back to him.

"It is, but only the best for my sweetie." He said as he kissed me on the cheek.

Alex is such a sweet guy. Now that I am in my 40's, I don't meet guys like him anymore. All of the men are either angry or on Viagra. They are pissed off because they can't get it up and they are pissed off at their ex-wives. Luckily me and my Jim didn't have a bloody divorce. We grew apart from each other and we both knew it. Getting divorced was the best thing for both of us.

I even still talk to Jim from time to time. He has a new wife and they are really happy. Every now and then they invite me over and we watch a movie or just sit around and talk. You know, I don't know if we were ever really in love. I think maybe we were just lonely and needed someone to be around. Don't get me wrong, Jim was a good man. But, we were just different.

Alex doesn't hate his ex wife. Sometimes we go over to her house and he visits his kids. They had two lovely kids together. Alex is so proud of his kids.

"Do you like seafood?" Alex asked.

"I love it! I will eat anything they give me." I said.

"Would you eat a pile of shit?" He said.

"You are always poking fun at me." I said while laughing.

Alex is such a kidder. If you don't watch it, he will let loose on you every time.

"I'd eat a pile of your shit honey." I said while kissing him on the cheek.

"We could film it and make a bundle selling it on the Internet." Alex joked.

"You look at that stuff on the Internet?" I asked.

"No, my brother emailed me a picture of someone eating shit." He said.

"I'm sure. You probably jack off all the time looking at that stuff." I said while giggling.

"I can't seem to jack off while on the Internet. I haven't figured out how to use the computer with one hand." He said back.

We were now at the place. I could tell because it looked like an old ship. There were life boats next to hit and life savers everywhere.

"So, this is the place." I said as I got out.

"The best damn seafood in the state." He said leading the way to the door.

When he opened the door, a gush of smells ran up my nose. It was a good smell, it wasn't the fishy smell that I had expected. We sat down in a booth that was away from everyone. Alex later told me that he called in advance to get this table.

The placed looked like a corny seafood place. I don't mean that in a bad way. There were all kinds of ocean related pictures and objects. There was even a big sand box for people to play in. I seen a few fat people in there playing in the sand. They must of had way too much to drink.

"What would you like Ma'm?" The waitress asked.

"I'll take the steamed lobster with the steamed veggies." I said.

"And you sir?" The woman asked.

"I will have the surf and turf." Alex said while looking down at the menu.

"Oh, and I would like to have a couple rolls with lots and lots of butter." I said looking up at the waitress.

"I never knew you loved butter so much." Alex said.

"I love butter on my rolls." I joked.

"I'd like to squirt my butter on your rolls." Alex replied.

"If you are nice to me, you will get to do even more later on." I said.

"You better bet I will be good." He said with a silly grin.

The waitress brought out our food. It looked delicious. I haven't seen lobster look so fresh, since I took a vacation near the ocean. It looked like it was just caught today.

"Ma'm you forgot our drinks." Alex told the waitress as she walked away.

"I'm sorry. What did you want to drink?" The waitress asked as she returned.

"I'll have whatever beer you have on tap." Alex replied.

"I will have a glass of white wine." I said.

I love drinking white wine with seafood. I'm not a drunk or anything like that, but I think it goes well with seafood. I also like lemonade with a few shots of whiskey in it, but I don't like to drink that while I am eating.

"How is your meal?" Alex asked.

"Really good. How about yours?" I asked back.

"It is perfect. I love this place." Alex said as he put a piece of lobster in his mouth.

The lobster tasted as fresh as it looked. I had a hard time getting the meat out of the claws, but Alex helped me do it. I love the claw meat, but I have such a hard time getting it out.

"Can I taste your steak?" I asked as he cut it into pieces.

"You mean my tube steak?" He joked.

"What you have between your legs hardly could be called a tube steak." I said back.

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