"Can I take your order?" The waiter said looking down at me.

"I'm not sure what I want to eat yet." I said looking over the menu.

"Just let me know when you are ready." He said as he walked away.

Everything looked so good. Everything looked so fattening too. I didn't know where to start. All I knew was, I was as hungry as a horse. I'm sure if they had a big enough plate of horse meat, I would have ate it.

I looked over and seen a menu board. On it was all of the specials of the day. The prices were right, but it didn't have anything that I wanted. It was mainly seafood and sandwiches. It looked like stuff people would order if they were planning to take the food home. I don't know why, but that is the impression that I got after reading all of it.

"Fuck, I'm hungry!" I said under my breathe as I looked over the menu.

Finally, I seen something that looked tasty. It was the two grilled chicken breast dinner. Wow, finally something that would settle my hungry stomach.

"Waiter, sir, I'm ready to order." I said waving my hand in the air.

"What can I get for you?" He asked.

I could tell that he was trying to look down my shirt. He wasn't and old guy, but he wasn't a young one either. He looked like he might have been in his late 20's early 30's.

"I'll have the two grilled chicken breast dinner." I said while my mouth watered.

"What two sides would you like with that?" He asked.

"What kind of vegetables do you have?" I asked looking over the menu.

"Today I have buttered corn and I also have green beans." He said.

"I'll take both of those." I said back to him.

"Would you like rolls or biscuits?" He asked while writing something in his tablet.

"I'll take rolls." I said.

"I'm the only guy here tonight." He said while scribbling in his note pad.

"If I don't get any more orders, yours will be up right away." He said looking down at me.

"You mean you are the waiter and the cook?" I asked shocked.

"I'm the waiter, the cook, the dishwasher, the bus boy. You name it ma'm and I'm it." He said while shaking his head.

"Wow, that is impressive." I said surprised at his ability to do everything.

"At the end of the day, my feet remind me how impressive it is." He said jokingly.

"Let me go make your food before I get any more orders." He said while walking back to the kitchen.

It is hard to believe that he does all of this. There isn't a thing in this place he doesn't do. But, there weren't any customers in the place either. It looked like he was getting ready to close the place down. I could tell that over in the corner a family had ate there. There were crayon drawings all over the place mats.

I'd never eaten at this place before. The only reason why I stopped by was because it attracted my eye. Just something about the place, maybe it was the strange sign out on the side walk.

"I forgot to ask, what do you want to drink?" He said as he came out of the kitchen.

"Do you have iced tea?" I asked.

"We sure do. Would you like lemon with that?" He asked as he went back in the kitchen.

"No lemon, thank you." I yelled back at him.

The man came out of the kitchen with a plate in one hand and the rolls in another hand.

"If I had just one more hand, I could bring out your drink at the same time." He said while laughing.

He put the food down and right away my stomach was happy. I didn't even have to take a bite of it. Everything on the plate was steaming hot, especially the buttered corn.

"I'll get you your iced tea." He said after putting the food down on the table.

I dug in right away. It was all I could do to keep myself eating too fast. The man put the glass of iced tea next to my plate.

"I'm going to shut the place down. But, don't feel like you have to hurry. I have a lot of stuff I have to do in the back. You have plenty of time to eat your food." He said hurrying back.

The food was great. I couldn't believe how good it was. It made me wish I had discovered this place sooner. The portions were huge, at least twice what most places would give. The chicken breasts were so juicy, it was hard to believe. This guy could really cook!

"I'll have your bill out to you in a few minutes." He said peeping over the counter.

"Take your time." I said while finishing off my meal.

"Here you go ma'm. Would you like a slice of pie?" He asked as he handed me the check.

"No, I'm full." I said looking down at the check.

The prices seemed good too. Less than eight dollars for the whole meal.

"I'll have your money ready in just a minute." I yelled to him.

I looked and looked through my purse and couldn't find any money. Then, I found a five dollar bill. I couldn't understand where all my money had went. I had twenty dollars when I left the house today on my way to work. Then, it hit me, I spent fifteen dollars on gas today. The bill was almost eight dollars and all I have was five dollars.

"Sir, Sir." I said as I looked around for him.

"I only have five dollars." I said as he cut me off.

"Oh, that is a problem." He said while putting down a rag he had been using to wash things with.

"Do you take credit cards?" I asked.

"No. We don't take checks either. We are a cash only business." He said looking down at my purse.

"Oh, well I can go home and get more money." I said closing up my purse.

"Ma'm, I can't allow that to happen. I will have to call the police and file a report." He said shaking his head.

"Call the police? For under three dollars?" I asked shocked.

"Yes. I own this place and I am the only worker. If I let you not pay, then other people would try not to pay." He said while wringing his hands.

"But, I promise I will go straight home and get you the money. I promise." I begged.

"I can't. It is the principal ma'm. I let you do this and everyone will be doing this." He said walking over to the phone.

"Wait, don't call the cops. Please." I begged.

"I have no other choice." He said while picking up the phone.

I ran over the the phone and I took it out of his hand.

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