I have to admit, this is kind of a crazy story. I fell in love with this guy, and I am a horny girl. Most girls don't do the things that I do. But, I know that is why guys like me so much. They like the things that I do.

I called up my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to do anything. I hate sitting around the house on a weekend. There is nothing more depressing than sitting around the house while you could be having fun. The only time I want to be around the house is, when I am getting fucked. I don't mind being around the house then. Actually, most of the times I fuck my boyfriend it is at his house. He has a really neat water bed. I love getting fucked while feeling the waves on his water bed.

I called him up and asked if he wanted to do something. Stan, my boyfriend, said that he would like to go get something to eat and watch a movie. He said that there is a new movie out about aliens or something. I have no idea what he was talking about. I told him that I would love to do that. Actually, I could think of a million things that I would rather be doing than watching a movie about aliens. But, I don't want to be sitting around the house all day.

I took a shower and I put a little skirt on. It is one of these skirts that has lace around the bottom. It is black, but it isn't made out of leather. This is one of those skirts that you don't wear if you are planning to do any bending over. Unless you are bending over to get fucked that is.

I couldn't decided on what shirt that I wanted to wear. I didn't know if I wanted to wear a button up shirt and not button the shirt much. I also have a nice tank top that I bought that shows off my tits. I didn't know if I wanted to wear that instead. I also didn't know if I wanted to wear any panty hose or not. If I wanted to wear panty hose, what color should I wear? I wish guys had to make decisions like this. I think they tend to choose the clothes that have the least amount of stains on them. Oh, and let's not forget about them choosing the clothes that stink the least. I'm sure they have a hard time finding clothes that aren't full of stains and smell bad. How I wish it were that easy!

I decided that the tank top was what I wanted to wear. It looked good, but not too slutty. I figured an unbuttoned dress shirt would look way too slutty with this short skirt. I also put on white panty hose. White panty hose look conservative, but sexy at the same time. I don't know why I care, but I don't want people to think I am a slut. Just someone who doesn't mind showing off their body.

"Are you ready to go?" Stan yelled through the screen door.

After all of these decisions, I still haven't figured out what perfume that I wanted to wear or the shoes I wanted to wear. Men have it so easy, way too damn easy.

"Come in and sit on the couch." Yelled at him.

"Okay." Stan yelled back.

I could hear the screen door slam shut when he came into my place. I put on some perfume and picked a pair of shoes that looked good with this outfit. I ended up wearing a nice black shoe with buckles on them. I think they make me look like a sexy innocent type of girl.

I came out and Stan gave me that smile. It's the smile that tells me I'm looking hot. He does it every time. Men, they can't hide it when their penis takes over.

"Man, you look fucking good." Stan said.

"Finger licking good?" I said as I hiked up my skirt.

"You are horny today." Stan said as he watched me rub my pussy through my panties.

"I'm horny every day." I said as I put my skirt back down.

I was only teasing Stan. I love seeing how he reacts when I try to turn him on. He is so easy to turn on. All I have to do is take off my clothes and he is on top of me. It is like putting food out for a dog. You know they will take it. I know that when I spread my legs, he will be more than happy to take it!

"We should go get something to eat now. So we aren't late for the movie." Stan said looking at his watch.

"What kind of movie is this?" I asked.

"Well, there are these aliens..." Stan said as I cut him off.

"And they come and take over the earth?" I asked.

"How did you know?" Stan asked.

"It's always the same shit. I mean, it never changes. For once I would like to see them in their own planet." I said.

"What fun would that be?" Stan asked.

"It would have to be more fun than watching the same shit over and over again. They invade earth and then we beat them. We take back the earth and kill all the aliens. I don't have to see this movie to know how it will end." I said.

"You're ruining the ending for me." Stan said laughing.

"I guess you should see a different kind of movie!" I said as I stood up.

"I only like these alien movies and you know it." Stan said as he got up off the couch.

I will never understand people who want to watch these damn alien movies. I could see it if they were different. Maybe if an alien had actually landed on earth, that would make it more interesting too. But, I don't find anything interesting about watching the same thing over and over again. I know you are thinking it isn't the same thing over and over again. You are right, it is with different actors. It is the same plot, but with different actors. It's still all the same shit to me.

We went to this restaurant that serves Chinese food. I don't remember what the name was, but it was a small place. I had the pepper steak and Stan had some shit that looked weird. It had noodles and lobster in it. I think I also saw some shrimp in it too. I don't even touch seafood. I have never been able to eat any of it. I think it all looks like bugs. Big bugs at that.

My food was good. I love Chinese food, as long as there isn't any fish in it. I also don't like water chestnuts, but I can pick them out of my food. Though, my beef dish didn't have any of those in it. I don't understand how water chestnut can be so crunchy, but have no taste. I have never tasted one that tasted like anything. Maybe it's my taste buds, I don't know.

We went to the movie theater and got some snacks to eat while we watched the movie. I asked for the biggest container of popcorn and asked for extra butter. I love the popcorn from movie theaters. There is nothing like it in the world. I love eating salty and greasy popcorn. It is my favorite snack, but I don't eat too much of it. Only when Stan takes me to the movies. I also got some candies. I don't remember what they were called, they are new on the market. They were all kinds of nuts, but chocolate covered. I only got one box, because I figured if I didn't like them, I would let Stan eat them all. Stan is one of these guys who will eat anything. So, I try lots of new stuff when we are together. If I don't like it, I know he will. Come to think of it, Stan is kind of like a dog. A dog will eat almost anything.

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