"Honey, I'm home." Patrick said as he shut the door.

Patrick loves to watch porn movies. I don't care much for them, but I like watching him watch them. If that makes any sense. I love to see a man get really turned on. I think it makes sex way more fun.

"Did you get a porn movie?" I asked.

"You know I did!" Patrick said as he sat down on the couch.

I went upstairs and I got the lube and the condoms. Sometimes when he is watching porn movies, he fucks me really fast and hard. Sometimes I have to use extra lube so I don't get sore. That is how hard he fucks me. I don't mind it though, I think it feels good. Every now and then I like to get fucked really hard. I like to get fucked so hard, that I loose my voice. But, it takes a damn good porn movie for that to happen.

"I've got everything ready." I said as I walked down the stairs.

"Let me relax for a few minutes and smoke a cigarette." Patrick said as he pulled a cigarette out of his pocket.

I already know what he will do next. Patrick will take a few puffs off of his cigarette and blow the smoke out his nostrils. Half way through his cigarette, he will say he has to go take a piss. I know him well enough to know, that he makes sure his bladder is empty before he has sex. He says that he hates having to piss during sex. I get so involved while having sex, that I don't even notice if I have to piss.

"I'm going to go take a piss." Patrick said exhaling smoke from his mouth.

I told you, he would take a piss before we had sex! Do I know my man or what?!

"I'll take off my clothes as you put the tape in." I said as I took off my pants.

Since this was just a movie rental, there wasn't any plastic to remove off of the box.

Sometimes it takes so long to remove that plastic from the boxes, that I loose interest in having sex. When I am in the mood to get fucked, I want to get fucked.

"Okay, now all we have to do is wait." Patrick said as he put the movie in.Why is it that all of these movies seem to have twenty minutes worth of commercials in the beginning? I guess some guys who watch these movies like to call phone sex numbers when they are done. I don't know why a man would want to do that. I mean, they should be jacking off to the video they are watching!

Patrick pulled down his pants and flicked his cock around a few times. He likes to do this to make it hard. I have never known a man to flick his cock around to get it hard. But, it works for him I guess. I moved in and started to work his cock with my hand. It got hard in no time.

The movie came on and the first thing I saw, was lesbians. They went straight into eating pussy, they didn't even kiss each other.

"Fast forward to the next scene. I hate watching lesbos have sex." I said.

"This whole tape is lesbians having sex." Patrick said as he watched the movie.

"All of the movie is lesbians? No men at all?" I asked stunned.

"Yes, all lesbians." He said.

"You know I don't like to watch lesbos have sex. Why did you get a movie like this?" I asked.

"Because I wanted to see lesbians." Patrick replied.

What do men get out of watching two women having sex? I will never understand this. I think it is so gross, that it makes me sick!

"Okay, how about I go get a video of gay men having sex." I said as I took my hand away from his cock.

"You know I don't like to watch that gay shit." Patrick said as he jumped up.

"Now you know how I feel about lesbians." I said as I moved to the other side of the couch.

"What are you doing?" He asked.

"I'm not having sex while watching this. I can't get turned on at all with lesbians." I said.

I didn't want to seem like a bitch. That wasn't my goal. But, there is no way that I can get turned on and hear or see women having lesbo sex. No way, not ever. Patrick knows this, but I believe him that he forgot. I feel bad telling him that I can't have sex with him with this video on, but I am an honest person. I like being in a relationship where I can talk about my feelings.

"What do you want to do?" Patrick asked.

"Not watch that tape." I said.

I now had an idea. I could tell that he wasn't too happy about me not wanting to watch the porn video. I can't do it watching two women have sex, I just can't. But, I know that even if he is angry with me, there was something I could do to make him snap out of it.

"I have an idea." I said as I got close to him.

"What is it?" He said in a grumpy tone.

"How about we make our own porn movie?" I said as I rubbed his cock.

"You mean the two of us have sex and record it?" Patrick asked shocked.

"Yes, we can make our very own porno movie." I said.

Patrick looked around the room for a few minutes. I knew that he was getting into the idea because his cock was rock hard as I stroked it.

"Let's do it upstairs, in our bedroom." Patrick said as he jumped up.

I found it odd that he jumped up off of the couch like that, especially since I was jacking him off.

"I want to do my makeup really quick." I said as I followed him up the stairs.

"Okay, while you are doing that I will comb my hair." Patrick said as he went into the bathroom.

I went into the bedroom and I put some makeup on. Not much, just some lipstick and some rouge. I didn't want to look too white on camera. I don't know if that is possible, but I heard people on TV talking about it. I made sure to put a lot of lip gloss on. Patrick loves lip gloss.

"I'm ready." Patrick said as he walked into the bedroom.

I couldn't believe how much hair gel he put in. His hair was so full of it, that it looked like it would fall off of his head. I don't know why he put so much into his hair. Maybe he was so excited that he forgot what he was doing.

"I'll get the camera." I said as I walked over to the closet.

It felt strange walking around without any pants on. I never do this, especially walking through the whole house without any pants on. I walked all the way from downstairs up to our bedroom with nothing but my bra and shirt on. Patrick didn't have any pants on either.

I took the camera out of the closet and set it up on the pod. Both me and Patrick worked the camera so the angle would be just right. I done this a few times with my old boyfriend. I hated it when we would have to stop having sex so he could mess with the angles. This time, we are using the same angle and I'm going to have a great fucking time. None of that stopping and starting shit.

"Are you ready?" Patrick asked.

"Yes." I replied.

"I will now turn the camera on. Lights, camera, action!" Patrick said as he turned on the camera.

"This is our very own porn movie. I think it will be more exciting than anything you can buy in the stores." I said while looking into the camera.

"Suck my cock." Patrick said as he put his cock near my face.

I slid his cock in my mouth and I made sure to keep eye contact with the camera. My ex-boyfriend always said it turned him on to see me look into the camera while I suck cock. I took every one of his seven inches into my throat. It was so damn good, I didn't know how to contain myself.

I don't know why it is, but when I film myself having sex, it turns me on. I get so fucking into it, that I get lost. I wish I could do this all the time with sex. But, maybe it is best that I don't. Sex wouldn't be special anymore if it was always this good! Not only that, but I would become a sex addict over night!

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